How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To connect with readers, and a lot of people who have no idea I'm an author. I also beg for food.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I never shorten!
Why should we vote for you?
I've never burned an orphan for fuel.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How long can you go without a tweet?
I've gone hours at a time. I didn't like it, but I have.
How do you decide what to tweet?
Oh, YOU know. *winks*
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
I'd like to be able to tweet in my sleep. I've almost worked this one out. Is that a good answer?
How will the world change in the next year?
A new pizza will come out, with yet another MYSTERIOUS POCKET for cheese.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I think you're grossly overestimating my qualifications. This is called the SHORTY awards, after all.