What's your best tweet?
@HamleysToys are about to use live penguins in their central London store http://bit.ly/ifPtWo #sHamleys STOP THEM! (It worked!)
What are six things you could never do without?
George Carlin's 'Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television'. Although, technically that's not six things.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Osfoora (when it works) and Seesmic.
Twitter or Facebook?
Is Facebook still going? Or did it collapse under the weight of thrown sheep?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Seriously? The funniest/oddest was me (@jamesmb) for a couple of hours at the start of the #sHamleys campaign. That was weird!
What feature should Twitter add?
Free cash. No idea why. And maybe some soft drinks or snacks.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes but I'm not telling you who or why. Other than they were too far up themselves. And humourless. It was... nah! ;)
Why should we vote for you?
Because I'm lovely and it will be a great way of raising awareness of animal welfare issues.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I only tweet using smells.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Never. I only get asked to tweet more. #delusional
How long can you go without a tweet?
Ages. Sometimes 20 to 30 seconds.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Why do we still allow the use of live animals in shops to sell tat?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I gave up eating to spend more time on Twitter.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Come together to explain to companies when they're getting it wrong. It's great when it works.
How will the world change in the next year?
It will be happier, more peaceful and we will treat animals better than we do now. *fingers crossed*
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
I may have sworn once or twice. That's bad. Apparently.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Happier. More peaceful. Bit less of the 'killing each other' thing. I'm not keen on that.