with Fail Whale
What's your best tweet?
"STOP STRESSING and eat cake, icecream and sweets...why? because stressed spelt backwards is desserts!"
What are six things you could never do without?
Profanity, humanity, sanity, dignity, vanity and sarcasm...the ends just a fail.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I don't have a professional life, I'm a student not a Physiologist. lol jk I'm actually a whale.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Dear Twitter Mobile App... you make my day brighter and happier, under the sea. Sincerely The weird Fail Whale.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter hands down. Facebook has a limited shelf life. Why would you talk to a wall and poke the person. #Itscreepy
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#theakwardmomentwhen knowing that it became funny a worldwide trending topic and was spelt incorrectly. Boy thats awkward.
What feature should Twitter add?
How is your mood today? Mine would be "fail, confuzzled or weird" everyday of the year. No Regrets.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
"i typ lk ths cuz im kl" No you type like that because you failed English and need a ticket back to High School.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
I want to follow the @sea
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Twitter how do you expect me to remember all my activity? I can't even remember the last place I was. #fail
Why should we vote for you?
I have a lot to give tell and express, clearly if you don't vote for me it will be a fail. Lets just say if you don't vote I'll be whaling.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#dundundun #booyah #karmagotme #thistopicistrendingbecause #thistweetwouldbelongerbutionlyhave140charact......
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
People on Facebook are people I go to school with, people on Twitter are people I wish I went to school with.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#lSHTIROTFANADBICRTPSIJS laughing so hard that i'm rolling on the floor and need a doctor but I cant reach the phone so I'm just spazzing
How do you make your tweets unique?
I take daily life humorous and sarcastic situations for example: "Hi can I help you." "No I just waited in line for 10 minutes to say Hi."
What inspires you to tweet?
Daily conversations or random things said for example a thought "Hmm.. That sounds a little harsh.. I'll put 'haha' on the end."
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Probably... speaking of which, what do you think of this tweet? Friends are like potatoes if you eat them they die. Fail?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
There are several, if not hundreds ways to make a tweet last a 140 characters and yet still accurately punctuate humor and graphical phrases.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Overnight, I mean come on thats got to count! 8.5 hours to be precise!
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Why is the world ending in 2012? My answer would be... the world isn't going to end in 2012, my Maggie Noodles doesn't expire till 2013.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I imagine Twitter changing so that every time I do something, or my brain thinks of something my status will automatically update.
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
No Sarcasm here but @queenrania @alyssa_milano and @billgates. Why? charity and philanthropy open doors for many unfortunate people.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
I follow my heart and my heart follows me, so I follow me.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
Death rumors, they make big misconceptions, death should be broken on CNN not Twitter. Actually Twitter needs their own News.
Why should people follow you?
Because I'm a pale fail whale, with a weird shaped tail, not a lot mail who hates hail yet still sails with no nails.
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
I follow @oneofakind that what you asked for right? I'm dead serious I am actually following @oneofakind.
How do you decide what to tweet?
I look at the trends and think of weird humorous things to write, after all I am fluent in 3 languages, English, sarcasm and Profanity.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Because I was fed of Facebook asking me "Whats on your mind?" I prefer "Whats happening" sounds a lot more hip.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
I learned... never judge the twitter user by its profile picture, unless its a picture of a car in which case their clearly a transformer.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Spell trending topics correctly on Twitter or use their time wisely...wait what?
How will the world change in the next year?
Well its supposed to be 2012, but my Maggie noodles don't expire until 2013 so what am I supposed to think?
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
When people say they "i typ lk dis cuz im kl"..I say no you type like that because you fail English.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
The world will be full of Tweets in fact maybe in 10 years time people will be sending each other telepathic messages instead of tweets.