The Year's Best Wrong on Twitter

3rd Annual Shorty Awards nominations for the Wrong category have ended.
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Wrong Shorty Award Winner

As determined by the Real-Time Academy.

Wrong Shorty Award Leaders

1st

Dennis Meszaros

Dennis Meszaros

I am writing these small haikus via Twitter, hoping people will notice me. I want to be followed in some kind of weird reverse stalking fantasy sans the rape.
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1st
(tie)

Calvin Logins

Calvin Logins

I'm 6'0 ft tall... mulatto... n play ball at SUNY IT... in upstate NY
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2nd

Sugar Cookie

Sugar Cookie

Its my world you have to pay to live here.
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