The Year's Best Sarcasm on Twitter

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Sarcasm Shorty Award Winner

As determined by the Real-Time Academy.

Sarcasm Shorty Award Leaders

1st

The Dark Lord

The Dark Lord

I'm apparating in your windows. Snatching your people up... lv7thinks@gmail.com
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2nd

Iván Olivero

Iván Olivero

this is a twitter account, this could also be your life.
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3rd

Severus Snape

Severus Snape

The truth is never pure and rarely simple. Follow or face Sectumsempra.
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4th

Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort

Priorities: Michigan Football, killing Harry Potter, pissing on Ohio St. in that order
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4th
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Eric

Eric

LifeLong Fins, Heat, and Canes Fan. Thanks to the Fins Ive been crying myself to sleep recently.
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5th

Kate Walsh

Kate Walsh

I'm just a gal named Kate and I play a doctor on tv.
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Mike Pulsifer

Mike Pulsifer

Amateur photographer, presentation slide design nut, and reluctant bureaucrat.
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6th

OpTicJ

OpTicJ

Machinima Respawn Community Manager and OpTic Gaming's Community Director! My opinions are my own...and I do karate in the garage.
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6th
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example

Started off singing. Then rapping. Now back to singing. But still rap occasionally
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Insidioso

Insidioso

YUPPIE, leguleyo, aprendiz de sommelier, reds fanatic, dolce vita.
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Amy W

Amy W

erotica author, vitamin pusher, possible narcoleptic, playing pretend at the pro level
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La Resident Smartass

La Resident Smartass

Professional cynic, drinker, and misanthropist. My spare time is usually spent smart-assing people and doing random shit. Its fun. Just watch.
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