The Year's Best Pirate on Twitter

3rd Annual Shorty Awards nominations for the Pirate category have ended.
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Pirate Shorty Award Winner

As determined by the Real-Time Academy.

Pirate Shorty Award Leaders

1st

Captain Maggots

Captain Maggots

a time traveling bug from outerspace sending love, tea, and faery dust yer way. ahoy!
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