The Year's Best Douchenozzlery on Twitter

3rd Annual Shorty Awards nominations for the Douchenozzlery category have ended.
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Douchenozzlery Shorty Award Winner

As determined by the Real-Time Academy.

Douchenozzlery Shorty Award Leaders

1st

Paul Broun

Paul Broun

I’m proud to serve the Tenth District of Georgia in the U.S. House of Representatives.
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2nd

JD

JD

Equality=imperative. Spirituality=ok but people screw it up w/religion. Argyle=essential to life. Idiots will be called out and extremists will be blocked.
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2nd
(tie)

Liz

Liz

Peel all of your layers off; I want to eat your artichoke heart. #p2
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3rd

Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
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