The Year's Best Cynicism on Twitter

3rd Annual Shorty Awards nominations for the Cynicism category have ended.
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Cynicism Shorty Award Winner

As determined by the Real-Time Academy.

Cynicism Shorty Award Leaders

1st

Tom John.

Tom John.

I do not have two first names. Semi professional smark, wrestling fan, bad guitar player, awful singer, one hell of a cynical little bastard, fag and metalhead.
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2nd

Corey Taylor

Corey Taylor

The official Twitter for Corey Taylor Lead Singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour
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2nd
(tie)

reybee

reybee

http://tinyurl.com/reybee-pr
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2nd
(tie)

Adam Mikael

Adam Mikael

I steal rock stars souls with my camera, read comic books and prepare for the impending Zombie Apocalypse.
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