TheBloggess was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Latest nominations for TheBloggess

Terri
Terri I endorse @thebloggess in the Shorty category #humor because... Beyonce!
Mich Hon
Mich Hon I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #humor because I'm addicted to her hilarious posts.
@bacchanaltea
@bacchanaltea I endorse @thebloggess in the Shorty category #culturalinstitution because...my children and grandchildren deserve this
Zoe Peacock
Zoe Peacock I endorse @thebloggess in the Shorty category #politics because... she is the best czar of the modern day.
Kathy
Kathy I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she puts PR people in their places.
Jenn B
Jenn B I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she believes in MORE GRAVY IN 2011!
m.lemonds
m.lemonds I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #humor because...
Brooke Whittington
Brooke Whittington I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because..I'm terrible and just started voting.As the awards end
m.lemonds
m.lemonds I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #weird because...
Randi Montgomery
Randi Montgomery I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #humor because... she never stops cracking me up.
em aich
em aich I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #humor because... she is amazing. And she says fuck a lot.
Katy
Katy I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she would do a better job than David Cameron.
Amanda Rush
Amanda Rush I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because I'd endorse the Bloggess even if she offed my cat.
Ward Hegedus
Ward Hegedus I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics b/c no one else is discussing More Gravy in 2011.
Lauren Saunders
Lauren Saunders I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because...She's the sanest governmental representative I know
Myg
Myg I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she is the Bloggess. Duh.
driley
driley I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because...she is the most sane government official I know.
Lisa
Lisa I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she has a ninja zombie army to do her bidding.
Michelle
Michelle I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because...if anyone's going to stab w diplomatic immunity...
Mr Farty
Mr Farty I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because WOLVERINES!!!
Matt
Matt I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she threatened to set my house on fire if I didn't.
Ann
Ann I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she has served so well as the mayor of James Garfield.
Laura Farthing
Laura Farthing I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because the world would be a better place if she was in charge!
Lynette Young
Lynette Young I endorse @TheBloggess in the Shorty category #politics because she calls it like she sees it
The Shorty Interview
with TheBloggess
What's your best tweet?
Whichever one got me elected into the Government.
What are six things you could never do without?
My fingers, I guess? Although I'd like the other 4 too if I have the option.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I don't unfollow. But seriously, you know I'm not *actually* in the Government, right?
Why should we vote for you?
Because if I win the Government category I think it means I'm automatically an elected official and can stab people with diplomatic immunity.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I once orchestrated a movement to have thousands of people yell "WOLVERINES!" for no reason whatsoever. It was kinda awesome.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#StopUsingHashtagsAlready
140 characters of advice for a new user?
If you get on twitter you will find yourself inadvertently elected into office. Which is kind of awesome. And unsettling.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Tell me what their cat is doing.
How will the world change in the next year?
I'll work out more. Also? Zombie apocalypse.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
You spelled "fox paws" wrong. Also, I don't know how fox paws are related to twitter. Although they're fucking *adorable*.