What's your best tweet?
Whichever one got me elected into the Government.
What are six things you could never do without?
My fingers, I guess? Although I'd like the other 4 too if I have the option.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
I don't unfollow. But seriously, you know I'm not *actually* in the Government, right?
Why should we vote for you?
Because if I win the Government category I think it means I'm automatically an elected official and can stab people with diplomatic immunity.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I once orchestrated a movement to have thousands of people yell "WOLVERINES!" for no reason whatsoever. It was kinda awesome.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
140 characters of advice for a new user?
If you get on twitter you will find yourself inadvertently elected into office. Which is kind of awesome. And unsettling.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Tell me what their cat is doing.
How will the world change in the next year?
I'll work out more. Also? Zombie apocalypse.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
You spelled "fox paws" wrong. Also, I don't know how fox paws are related to twitter. Although they're fucking *adorable*.