What's your best tweet?
My 7,432nd one was pretty good, but nothing like the 811th one, that was priceless
What are six things you could never do without?
I thought I got out of that question by skipping it
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
To share my thoughts and my art
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter FOR SURE
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Don't remember, don't really watch those things
What feature should Twitter add?
DM'ng multiple people @'ng multiple people more easily
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
My dogs Jessie and Marshall
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
RobertGirandola Love Wormholes Astral Projection Quantum Mechanics Quantum Physics and the word and
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes, the guy who called me out for tweeting too much (and I blocked him too)
Why should we vote for you?
Because I invented the internet and if it weren't for that twitter wouldn't exist and then where would we be??
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Robert Girandola Robert Girandola Studio Robert Girandola Rocks Painting and Sculpture, stuff like that
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
That Einstein said an awful lot of things I never knew he knew about -
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
I add TW to lots of words like twords, twonce upon a twime, stuff like that, makes them unique, and funny too
What inspires you to tweet?
My dogs Jessie and Marshall
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yeah, but I blocked him -
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Stop now, put down the Blackberry and walk away, pretend you never saw this -
How long can you go without a tweet?
I've made it 23 minutes once -
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Is life real or an illusion?
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
Hmmm - tough question - how does a stream change? Isn't a stream change? Tricky -
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Oooh, there's lots - @LoriMoreno @Estoterismo @RockingJude - there's more but they really rock it -
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
Well, I'm not allowed to follow me so I guess I'd have to say @TikkaMadsen she's really funny :)
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's a waste of time -
Why should people follow you?
I look really good from behind -
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@LoriMoreno @RockingJude @Esoterismo @TikkaMadsen
How do you decide what to tweet?
I channel it -
Why'd you start tweeting?
I had nothing to do with my fingers for hours on end -
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes - My fingers are ten times stronger
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Tweet about their closet, when they're showering, when they drove through a red light, stuff like that
How will the world change in the next year?
It will get 0.075 degrees cooler (in degrees Celsius)
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
RT'ing without crediting Auto-DM'ng stupid stuff Getting in somebody's business without getting to know them first
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
It will be 0.832 degrees hotter (in degrees Celsius)