The Dark Lord was nominated for a Shorty Award!

1,376,670Followers
0Following

Questions about voting? (You can still submit a vote for fun, but the actual contest is over)

140
I nominate for a Shorty Award in
Vote with a tweet. Votes must have a reason after "because..." or they won't count!

Latest nominations for The Dark Lord

Thomas Fitzner
Thomas Fitzner I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because...
Danie
Danie I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because he's funny! Duh
Esther Machado
Esther Machado I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because he is very funny! hahÁ
Chelsea Sutherland
Chelsea Sutherland I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because... he's fucking awesome. Why else?
Harry Potter Update
Harry Potter Update Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the @ShortyAwards in #Humor category..
mohaibrahim
mohaibrahim I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because...
CandyO
CandyO I golf clapped :P RT @shortyvotes @Lord_Voldemort7, you were endorsed by @CandyOmatic (and 4490 others) for a Shorty Award in #humor
Liv Lundager Hansen
Liv Lundager Hansen I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because his humor is so damn black, and no one understands els
Brittany Mason
Brittany Mason True Story.RT @shortyvotes @Lord_Voldemort7, you were endorsed by @BMase (and 4490 others) for a Shorty Award in #humor http://bit.ly/fISw...
Joanne
Joanne Very much so deserved! RT @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Sullivan Sweeney
Sullivan Sweeney Woot! RT: @shortyvotes: @Lord_Voldemort7, you were endorsed by @Floxley (and 4490 others) for a Shorty Award in #humor http://bit.ly/fISw...
Nick Robert
Nick Robert I nominate @lord_voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #2011 because... oh. I have 52 chars left. Oh look, no chars left.
Marshella Gunawan
Marshella Gunawan CONGRATS! \:D/ RT @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Quinn Hope Kolota
Quinn Hope Kolota Congrats voldy RT @Lord_Voldemort7 RT @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Jon
Jon PATHETIC RT @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Peace_elia
Peace_elia I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because...i feel bad that he has no nose. (RT @Russell Ganesh
Jihane Abouzeid
Jihane Abouzeid I love you @Lord_Voldemort7 “@shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Ruth Foulis
Ruth Foulis Fully deserved. RT @shortyawards Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
ny
ny I endorse @Lord_Voldemort7 in the Shorty category #humor because...he's hilarious ...and he killed Cedric
Chaitanya
Chaitanya Candy for the Death Eaters! #win RT @shortyawards Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Caro Núñez
Caro Núñez kudos to the Dark Lord! RT @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Noisy Jedi Ninja ツ
Noisy Jedi Ninja ツ Yeuh “@shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Sandra Arenas
Sandra Arenas Okay, yes. It could. RT @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
Sarah Gitta Sinaga
Sarah Gitta Sinaga WAA HAHART @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
alesha_bales
alesha_bales Yay!!! RT @shortyawards: Congratulations to @Lord_Voldemort7 for winning the Shorty Award in #Humor
The Shorty Interview
with The Dark Lord
What's your best tweet?
Why don't you read them and figure it out? Isn't that the point?
What are six things you could never do without?
Vowels. ts hrdr t ndrstnd whn tpng lk ths.
Twitter or Facebook?
If someone attempted to 'poke' me I'd be forced to end them. Does that answer your question?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
#wakeupjustin. Thanks to this trend I now realize all daily functions should be controlled by mass trending topics.
What feature should Twitter add?
Two words: sarcasm font.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Harry Potter. It'd make him a lot easier to find...
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
I usually write out phrases such as 'fuck that' instead of shortening them. Wait, can I say 'fuck' in this interview? No? Oh shit.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I've found the interesting connection between borderline illiteracy and excessive technology usage. Thanks, twitter!
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
You can't call me, I'm a wizard. I've been 'owled out.' That was awkward.
How long can you go without a tweet?
This is a ridiculous question to ask about an event which encourages social media use.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
I'm not doing your job for you. Figure out your own questions, lazy fools.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
I don't imagine twitter changing. I have better things to imagine with my free time.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
The only person I would follow is myself. Unfortunately, twitter hasn't created this function or the extremely necessary 'sarcasm font' yet.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That birds with nets are constantly snatching up whales during twitter downtime.
Why should people follow you?
What is this, the Q&A section of a congeniality contest? If it was, my talent portion would be sarcasm & I'd refuse to wish for world peace.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Proofreading.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Ppl who tlk lyke this on twitter.