Lord Credo was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Jason Derrick
Jason Derrick I endorse @Lord_Credo in the Shorty category #government because... I'm hard enough.
Jamie Mac
Jamie Mac #ff @Lord_Credo and @fleetstreetfox - both @shortyawards finalists for a reason. Few on twitter make me laugh more than these two.
Giles Dilnot
Giles Dilnot #FF The Anons: @Lord_Credo FTW @fleetstreetfox shorty but foxy @PeterMannionMP clueless ? I wonder @undeniablyso Saucy @c_dangerfield sharp
Alison Butcher
Alison Butcher I endorse @Lord_Credo in the Shorty category #government because when he's angry (which is often) he is very amusing :)
YBC
YBC I endorse @Lord_Credo in the Shorty category #government because...He stalks nuns in hotels and he says it like it is..
Dancing Piglet
Dancing Piglet I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because the alternative is too terrifying to contemplate.
Giles Dilnot
Giles Dilnot I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because he is, and tells it the way he sees it.With rude words
Hano
Hano RT @humphreycushion: I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because he is the only Tory who speaks out against #Dorrie ...
John Kennedy
John Kennedy RT @humphreycushion: I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because he is the only Tory who (cont) http://tl.gd/8m1gt...
Vanessa Buckle
Vanessa Buckle I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because... @ least he knows we know he is talking bollocks
sg
sg I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because... I LOVE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY, HE GETS REALLY CUNTY.
Humphrey Cushion
Humphrey Cushion I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because he is the only Tory who speaks out against #Dorries
HAYLEY CARTER
HAYLEY CARTER I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because... he bought my vote.
Mark Stamps
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Craig Lucas
Craig Lucas RT @DuncanBarkes: RT @Lord_Credo I nominate @DuncanBarkes for a Shorty Award in #entertainment because he's a great host and brings life ...
Joshua Atkins
Joshua Atkins I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because he'll make me regret it if I don't...
Rose
Rose Stalk him, #ff him, nominate him for a Shorty Award - just don't miss out. @Lord_Credo
Jonathan Stevens
Jonathan Stevens I nominate @Lord_Credo for a shorty award in #government because he make whitehall fun!
Rose
Rose I nominate @Lord_Credo for a shorty award in #government because he make Whitehall fun!
Mouldy Swine
Mouldy Swine I nominate @Lord_Credo for a shorty award in #government because of this face- ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶”
Elly Jackson
Elly Jackson I nominate @Lord_Credo for a shorty award in #government because he says it as it is, and keeps me entertained.
Chris Wimpress
Chris Wimpress I nominate @Lord_Credo for a shorty award in #government because he gives us indications when something clusterfucky's about to break.
Christie Malry
Christie Malry I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because we want less government and more @Lord_Credo
Wonder Waffle
Wonder Waffle I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because he has suffered in the hands of Horsham too often.
Darryl
Darryl I nominate @Lord_Credo for a Shorty Award in #government because... there's German dwarves on the circle line godammit
The Shorty Interview
with Lord Credo
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
Everything from leaks, to change management. And occasionally for anger management, as well.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
TweetDeck, of course.
Twitter or Facebook?
TWITTER.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
My neighbour's cat.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
"F*ck right the f*ck off" would be one.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes. Can't recall who. Usually for taking themselves far too seriously.
Why should we vote for you?
Because I'm just that good. There's really not much else to say.
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
Discovering I know who can bring an end to the game, worldwide.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#snowpocalypse
How do you make your tweets unique?
I sprinkle them liberally, with confectioner's sugar.
What inspires you to tweet?
Rage, generally.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Yep. Constantly. I'm a multi-tasker. People don't understand what that means, I think.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't get hung up on follower numbers. Quality over quantity.
How long can you go without a tweet?
Not long. My eye starts twitching after about 6 hours.
How do you imagine Twitter changing?
It's the world's biggest shouting match. I can't see that changing.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
The @iainduncansmith fake. He's brilliant.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
That it's populated by daytime-TV-addicted mouth-breathers, who collect welfare rather than getting jobs.
How do you decide what to tweet?
I don't. The talent just flows through my fingers. I have no control over it.
Why'd you start tweeting?
I started as an experiment in public political discourse. But, the account took on a life of its own.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Presumably, it will be different. Though, I have no idea as to how or why. Perhaps there will be more roast beef, in the future, though.