David McDonald was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Latest nominations for David McDonald

Kit
Kit Fucking #fail should be @eastsidedave RT: @shortyawards: Congratulations to @allispeed and @omgidothistoo for winthe Shorty Award in #Weird
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. @EastSideDave You tied for 1st in the #cunts category for the Shorty Awards. http://tinyurl.com... @202friends @specialshow
mike savage
mike savage I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he is a sad and broken man with a bright future @202fr
NorCal Murph
NorCal Murph I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he is only 700 votes behind the current leader.
Dirk Steickert
Dirk Steickert I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because he's weird.
Dirk Steickert
Dirk Steickert I nominate @eastsidedave for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's the Best
J.W. Berry
J.W. Berry I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...just look at him.
RobG
RobG i nominate @eastsidedave for a #shortyaward in #weird becuase he deserves
Adam
Adam I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...you'll never see any of these bitches eat or fling poo.
patti
patti I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he's esd
Phil
Phil I nominate @eastsidedave for a Shorty Award in #weird because... Dave does so many things, and does them all well!
Den
Den I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird b/c who wouldn't like a party crasher at the shorties
steven mcgrath
steven mcgrath I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because... he rules
Joe Reiner
Joe Reiner Black eyed peas are @eastsidedave ripoff artists #superbowl #shortyawards
Jonathan Richley
Jonathan Richley I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he crashed the shorties last year...awesome.
Brian
Brian I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because he is the epitome of all that is weird and wonderful.
darran baldea
darran baldea RT @specialshow: I nominate @eastsidedave for a Shorty Award in #weird because he is losing to losers.
Tim Heesz
Tim Heesz I nominate @eastsidedave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he got raped last year at these awards by a faggy llama
Elliot G
Elliot G I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because... Dave still uses America OnLine
Will
Will I nominate @Eastsidedave for a Shorty Award in #weird because... He was robed last year
SpecialDeliveryShow
SpecialDeliveryShow I nominate @eastsidedave for a Shorty Award in #weird because he is losing to losers.
Casey McDonald
Casey McDonald I nominate @eastsidedave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he is...right?
Kelly Steele
Kelly Steele I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...There is nothing weirder than eastside Dave.
Kyle Whitlock
Kyle Whitlock I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because I can see the whites of his eyes...all the time.
Spagball
Spagball I nominate @EastSideDave for a Shorty Award in #weird because...he loves to dance
The Shorty Interview
with David McDonald
What's your best tweet?
This one.
What are six things you could never do without?
1. Masturbating 2. Eating 3. Watching TV. 4. I know you want me to say it so, fine, TWITTER! There. Feel better now? 5&6 I can't legally say.
How do you use Twitter in your professional life?
I use it to post little pictures of my keyboard in my office!
What's your favorite Twitter app?
I like the typing words app best! :)
Twitter or Facebook?
What?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Homeless people.
What feature should Twitter add?
Maybe some kind of feature where the computer screen squirts water at people. Like those flowers clowns wear.
Who do you wish had a Twitter feed but doesn't?
Kurt Cobain.
What are some words or phrases you refuse to shorten for brevity?
Brevity.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
African Americans (black people)
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
No. Or maybe. I don't know.
Why should we vote for you?
I can't think of one, good, god-damn reason myself. Maybe because I would like to be awarded with an internet trophy. That would be awesome!
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
Dogsie!
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
I met a person named Crazed_1.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
I have no idea what a hashtag is.
How do you make your tweets unique?
By yelling them out loud as I type them.
What inspires you to tweet?
Alcohol.
Ever get called out for tweeting too much?
Once by the guy in charge of my grandma's funeral.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Follow lots of celebrities and say things to them like: "Hey!" and "Wassup!"
How long can you go without a tweet?
What kind of bullshit question is this?!?! NEXT!!!!
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Who killed Kennedy?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
@justjon
Why'd you start tweeting?
How many questions do I have to answer this is tiring.
Has Twitter changed your life? If yes, how?
Yes. I am now lonelier than ever.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Talk about themselves!
How will the world change in the next year?
I predict a scandal with a guy who golfs!
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Huh?
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
I predict John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston will be an on-again, off-again couple at that time!