Death Star PR was nominated for a Shorty Award!

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Latest nominations for Death Star PR

The Geek Rebellion
The Geek Rebellion I endorse @DeathStarPR in the Shorty category #humor because...
Lindsey Fowler
Lindsey Fowler I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because evil sticks together
Luis Rojas
Luis Rojas I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because I hate the Earth.
Lord_Shade
Lord_Shade I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... who doesn't like a planet destroying space station?
David Bertone
David Bertone I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because...they might just push the button.
Colby
Colby I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because they're just so good at being bad, eh?
Mikael Reberg
Mikael Reberg I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because you shouldn't mess with Evil Galactic Empires.
Krasser Typ
Krasser Typ I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because...
viktorslama
viktorslama I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... they put on a whole new light on the poor Imperial ant-
Annamarie Connors
Annamarie Connors I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because...The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap recently.
Bart Crouch
Bart Crouch I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because...they new Alderaan has secret Weapons of Mass Destruction
JF Machado
JF Machado I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #entertainment because... The dark side is strong on this one!
Duncan Crone
Duncan Crone I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... they have a big gun that is also a space station.
William the Bloody
William the Bloody I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because some dude with asthma will force choke me if I don't.
Michaela L. D'Angelo
Michaela L. D'Angelo I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because i constantly want to RT them so everyone can laugh!
Kelly Wright
Kelly Wright I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... some guy with asthma said he'd kill my dog if I didn't.
Lil Nik
Lil Nik I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... for Sarlaac's sake, it's not a moon! #Spacestation rulz
Marcos Malaga
Marcos Malaga I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... I have a bad feeling about this #episodeVI
Stephen Edgell
Stephen Edgell I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... the alternative is too terrible to contemplate.
Jack Y
Jack Y I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because they may be in orbit around here, and they're Imperial.
John Michael Fanning
John Michael Fanning I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because... if I don't they will blow my planet the f**k up.
Glenn
Glenn I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because it's my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomma
Alison Spong
Alison Spong I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because Luke is a silly school boy bitch
JulieHarden
JulieHarden I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because they employ 1 million people #goodForTheEconomy
Pat Vis
Pat Vis I nominate @DeathStarPR for a Shorty Award in #humor because they taught those Jawa's whose the boss.
The Shorty Interview
with Death Star PR
What's your best tweet?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a moon-sized death laser you can use to blow all of those happy bastards to hell.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Favstar, cyborg hands down.
Twitter or Facebook?
Twitter.
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Anything that is horribly misspelled but is trending anyway (Funny as in "really, really sad). The "Christmass" trend comes to mind.
What feature should Twitter add?
A "Best Of" feature, allowing users to select 5-20 tweets that best represent them. And a Rebel scum tweet location tracker.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
It's a toss up between @SimonPegg and @NeilHimself. Trapped within our chest respirator unit is an inner nerd that would squee with delight.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes, because we found their lack of humor disturbing. And/or the account wasn't what we initially thought. Not going to name names.
Why should we vote for you?
Because a vote for us is a vote for us not blowing up your planet.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#DeathStarCares, #TheEmpireIsGreat, #StarWars, #RIPBieber
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
We now receive regular emails from @DarthVader, but @Bonniegrrl's friendship despite our evilness takes the interesting cake.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
#UnseenScenes, #InsultARebel
How do you make your tweets unique?
Easy: we kill, bribe, blackmail or otherwise intimidate anyone with similar material. You say, "That's a bit extreme", we say, "Potato".
What inspires you to tweet?
The wonderful things the Galactic Empire is doing for the galaxy, spreading the truth about the Rebel Alliance, life, people's stupidity.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't be a follower; find a message or theme that will make you stand out from the crowd. Oh, and follow @DeathStarPR.
How long can you go without a tweet?
We've checked Twitter 762 times since we started answering these questions.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Would you be interested in exchanging money for an award?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Our inspiration, @BPGlobalPR, who used Twitter to show the world that BP was really just a little bit misunderstood.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
We follow lots of funny people. @DarthVader, @God_Damn_Batman, @DepressedDarth and @BadBanana are our favorites, though.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
"Twitter is boring." Actually, Twitter is what you make of it. Find people worth following and you will be endlessly entertained.
Why should people follow you?
We don't believe in telling people what to do. People should make their own decisions (& not be influenced by our giant death laser AT ALL).
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@DarthVader, @BadBanana, @God_Damn_Batman, @Fireland, @JerkSuperman, @Derekasaurus, @BrianLynch.
How do you decide what to tweet?
We use a complex vetting process involving a wheel of fortune and a trained monkey. You know, like how Ke$ha writes her songs.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Company directive. When your boss can shoot lightning from his fingers or choke you to death with his thoughts, you do what he says.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Be original. Tweet about things that aren't in any way Justin Bieber related.
How will the world change in the next year?
If you guys keep renewing "Jersey Shore", the effects of global warming will rise VERY sharply.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Taking credit for other people's tweets/ideas. We may be an evil Galactic Empire that oppresses billions of people but even WE don't do that.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Probably non-existent. The way you guys are going, we may not even have time to get the Death Star out there before you destroy it.