with Death Star PR
What's your best tweet?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a moon-sized death laser you can use to blow all of those happy bastards to hell.
What's your favorite Twitter app?
Favstar, cyborg hands down.
Twitter or Facebook?
What was the funniest trend you've seen?
Anything that is horribly misspelled but is trending anyway (Funny as in "really, really sad). The "Christmass" trend comes to mind.
What feature should Twitter add?
A "Best Of" feature, allowing users to select 5-20 tweets that best represent them. And a Rebel scum tweet location tracker.
Is there someone you want to follow you who doesn't already? If so, who?
It's a toss up between @SimonPegg and @NeilHimself. Trapped within our chest respirator unit is an inner nerd that would squee with delight.
Have you ever unfollowed someone? Who and why?
Yes, because we found their lack of humor disturbing. And/or the account wasn't what we initially thought. Not going to name names.
Why should we vote for you?
Because a vote for us is a vote for us not blowing up your planet.
Terms you wish would start trending on Twitter right now?
#DeathStarCares, #TheEmpireIsGreat, #StarWars, #RIPBieber
What's the most interesting connection you've made through Twitter?
We now receive regular emails from @DarthVader, but @Bonniegrrl's friendship despite our evilness takes the interesting cake.
Hashtag you created that you wish everyone used?
How do you make your tweets unique?
Easy: we kill, bribe, blackmail or otherwise intimidate anyone with similar material. You say, "That's a bit extreme", we say, "Potato".
What inspires you to tweet?
The wonderful things the Galactic Empire is doing for the galaxy, spreading the truth about the Rebel Alliance, life, people's stupidity.
140 characters of advice for a new user?
Don't be a follower; find a message or theme that will make you stand out from the crowd. Oh, and follow @DeathStarPR.
How long can you go without a tweet?
We've checked Twitter 762 times since we started answering these questions.
What question are we not asking here that we should?
Would you be interested in exchanging money for an award?
Who do you admire most for his or her use of Twitter?
Our inspiration, @BPGlobalPR, who used Twitter to show the world that BP was really just a little bit misunderstood.
Who is the funniest person on Twitter that you follow?
We follow lots of funny people. @DarthVader, @God_Damn_Batman, @DepressedDarth and @BadBanana are our favorites, though.
What is one of the biggest misconceptions of Twitter?
"Twitter is boring." Actually, Twitter is what you make of it. Find people worth following and you will be endlessly entertained.
Why should people follow you?
We don't believe in telling people what to do. People should make their own decisions (& not be influenced by our giant death laser AT ALL).
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?
@DarthVader, @BadBanana, @God_Damn_Batman, @Fireland, @JerkSuperman, @Derekasaurus, @BrianLynch.
How do you decide what to tweet?
We use a complex vetting process involving a wheel of fortune and a trained monkey. You know, like how Ke$ha writes her songs.
Why'd you start tweeting?
Company directive. When your boss can shoot lightning from his fingers or choke you to death with his thoughts, you do what he says.
What do you wish people would do more of on Twitter?
Be original. Tweet about things that aren't in any way Justin Bieber related.
How will the world change in the next year?
If you guys keep renewing "Jersey Shore", the effects of global warming will rise VERY sharply.
What are some big Twitter faux pas?
Taking credit for other people's tweets/ideas. We may be an evil Galactic Empire that oppresses billions of people but even WE don't do that.
What will the world be like 10 years from now?
Probably non-existent. The way you guys are going, we may not even have time to get the Death Star out there before you destroy it.